Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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