Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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