I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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