Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
