He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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