How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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