Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
