So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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