I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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