Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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