i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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