He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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