yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
one might say we're banned from that church
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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