They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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