I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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