i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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