you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
they call him Oral-B. enough said
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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