Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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