Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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