Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
