bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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