that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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