shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
They have beer where we have blood.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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