hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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