Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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