Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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