love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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