Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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