"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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