I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
