Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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