like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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