Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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