I need help removing her.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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