North Korea, Best Korea!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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