how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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