What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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