Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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