no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
