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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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