i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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