at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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