I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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