So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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