they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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