Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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