yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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