It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think I am morally bankrupt
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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