No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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