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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.

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Who isn't?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?

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(925): View more from California

I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows

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(678): View more from Georgia

his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(515): View more from Iowa

I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life

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(770): View more from Georgia

Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night

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(207): View more from Maine

There's lube on my homework. #priorities

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