i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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