I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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