Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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