you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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