so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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