I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She told me I should be a condom model.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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