Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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