I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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