he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize
